mylittlefriend

 my best friend from my childhood is 5 months pregnant with a little girl. what happened to the time?

I still feel too young to tie my own shoes.

 ( DIAF HOSEA AND TAKE YOUR PUBIC GOATEE WITH YOU )

 The Judd Apatow sketch with Rogen and Franco was seriously perfection. The two of them laughing at The Reader and Doubt and omg Franco's face during the Milk kissing scene. I was literally crying.



Franco, get inside of me, RIGHT NOW. I can't believe he went to our school last year and I bought coffee behind him. I can still smell him you guys, his beautiful musk. 

Updates:

Classes:

Sociology: A joke.
Social anthro: Mostly theory, but pretty easy save for the fact that I have a 10 am discussion on a Friday morning and I have been hungover for it every single time, just sitting there in the same dress I wore out the night before and my eyes glued shut clutching a vitamin water praying for death.
Urban Planning 120: An absolute mess idk. It's a bunch of guest lecturers and is really horridly organized and we have a project due? Like soon? Huge what the fuck, hopefully she grades easily. 

Life: 
Last Thursday: Had plans to make up hours at work and go to the gym, but then George called and said that he wanted to watch the bball game together and he tempted me with vodka, so I cut my work hours short, went and bought like 18 bags of cheetos and doritos, went to the gym, came back and drank with Georgie even though we lost the game. We were pretty much in the bag by 8 and were skyping with Victor who's in Spain for the year! Then I went to go meet up with Hannah at ZBT but by the time I got there they were leaving for some other frat that had a bunch of d-bags out front yelling "its full!" or some shit so I was like CYA and me and my friend Andrew went to a dance party at Christie's.  Not really sure what transpired there besides sitting outside on the couch and having some girl compliment me repeatedly about everything about myself and my outfit.  And I'm pretty sure I put some NSYNC song on at one point and then bounced.

Friday: Class in the morning, brunch at PiPhi with Hanny and then worked the rest of the afternoon.  Friday night we went to USC to party at gem's house! It was really great, they had a DJ and everything. Met up/made up with some old friends (lolol) and drank and danced.  The power went out at one point and people were exiting in droves and I was standing at the front of the door with my phone as a flashlight pretending to be a flight attendant-'ladies and gentlemen please exit to the front and don't panic." I also kept insisting Justine give us the "secret alcohol" stash so she poured like 6 shots of prestige in my drink and the next thing I knew we were back in Westwood and I was eating a mexican pizza at Taco Bell. Ran into George and Shane when as their cab pulled up to our building and George was trying to eat some of my mexican pizza and Shane told me later than I was running away from him with the pizza over my head screaming "YOU SHANT! YOU SHANT!"

Saturday: Had the most cliche ~single ladies~ Valentine's Day ever and saw Confessions of a Shopaholic with Hannah and her friend Betsy and then spent the evening in West Hollywood with a bunch of gay guys. Cool. We took the bus there and prepartied at this guy's place and then decided to go to bars. I first stopped to get a piece of pizza, and everyone was like Kristen we can get pizza later but there was no stopping me. I walked into the pizza place (the infamous place where I met Hung and Marcel from Top Chef) and pointed to a piece of pizza and told the guy "gimme the one with all the olives and shit on it" and they all just laughed.  Next we went to the Abbey where if you shredded a picture of your ex boyfriend you got a free shot, so I shredded a picture of George that I found on his fridge before we left and was really into it shouting like "BURN BITCH DIE!!" and George was like settle down what are you talking about. George almost got kicked out for molesting a dancer, so we left and went to Trunks where we got free shit all night because the bartender wanted to fuck my friend Sarah and let me tell you, I had no problem exploiting her to the fullest. 2am rolls around and my brain goes from drunk mode to TACO MODE and all I can think about is going across the street and getting tacos so George and I leave everyone behind and get tacos and take a cab home. On the way home a cop pulled up next to our cab driver and said something to him, and then asked me if I was alright in the back. I think I said something like "MOOOOOOUHHHH HUHHHHHHH" and he was like okay crazy bitch. I then yelled something about "racist cops" but I think he'd already driven away.

Sunday: Brunch at Aroma with George and Ryan. Tried to do HW later in the afternoon but just ended up doing dishes and reading about plane crashes or something in CNN. I'm really fascinated with plane crashes, it's FUCKING DISTRACTING. Smoked later at George's and watched some old Big Brother episodes then came home and went to bed.

Nothing significant for the weekdays.

Current Obsessions:
Top Chef

My new shirt that I got avocado all over today

It says "legalize gay repeal prop 8 now"

You?

ETA: RIP Mickey Rourke's Dog "Loki"




Omg I don't know why this is making me so sad right now. Poor Loki, RIP! 

 I'm currently in the process of re-doing this journal (ie locking up entries from when I was 15 so no one can ever read them ever again) and then making this thing quasi-public. I just need a place to recount my days/weekends since I can't remember what I ate for breakfast this morning, and ~*~blogging~*~ is also way less annoying than making facebook notes about political shit or ranting or what have you. 

I honestly don't even remember who reads lj daily and I know that I have people added on here from all over so say hello and yay I'm excited to be back in lj land!

Up to speed:
1: 3rd year at UCLA
2: Anthro major
3: Stunning beauty
4: Girl

For your time:

God get me out of here I'm going insane. I cannot eat one more fucking meal in the dining hall, I can't deal with all the losers sitting in the lounges at 11:30 on a friday night studying so they can set the curve on their calc 32 test, I can't take one more trip to Bruin Cafe for a fucking chia tea latte that tastes like ass, and now I'm getting sick.

I can't wait for my car, to make money, to go to the beach, to have my own bathroom etc. Everytime I see someone with a Uhaul pulling away from the front of my building I want to jump inside and have them take me awayyy!

I mean uhhh college is great!

my brother and I just got drunk and talked to the dog for like an hour.

merry christmaas!

Our really good family friend's (I call them Awesome and Richard) daughter just had a baby.

                     

Me and Katie now have matching ones. However, on the back of mine, I WILL be writing "I Luv Softball". Love spelled luv for sure.

No words can describe the sheer joy that was May 13, 2004. To everyone that came...thank you. You guys were amazing. I can honestly say I've never had so much fun in my whole entire life. I love it.

Ahhhh my fish is dead. And it's curvy and weird and its eyes are popping out. I flipped.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OH MY GOD. My mom's giving it a funeral in the toilet with my dog, and she's singing amazing grace as she's flushing it down. Hahaha holy shit. She's like "sing with me Newman! I once was lost but now I'm found..." haha oh man I love it.

Things I've done today to avoid my Wuthering Heights essay:
-Slept
-Watched "just one more" episode of Made
-Read livejournals
-Went to the movies
-Did my hair over and over again
-Reapplied make up for no reason
-Ate pizza
-Watched more tv
-Wrote this


I have 3 paragraphs. 5 more. Damnit damnit damnit.

It is so hot right now.

*Sees the mirage of a penguin*
*Quotes Billy Madison*
*Decides to change clothes*
*Probably heads downstairs*
*Does Chem homework*
*Can't understand chem homework*
*Eats some dinner*
*Tries to do the history project*
*Unable to concentrate on history project*
*Attempts reading*
*Faulkner sucks the big one*
*Goes to bed*
*The heat makes it impossible to sleep*
*Curses, rolls over*
*Opens the window further*
*Sleeps on the floor*


That's what's planned for my night

Hello. Kristen and Justine here. We're chillin like villains. Good stuff. Alright so lets recap the night...

Denied the invitation to EL...already ate and felt kinda tired and sick. Sorry Josh, no worries.

So anyways me chris and justine decide to be lazy and come watch a movie over here...

So we need to go rent the movie and so I ask my mom to take us and shes all...
MOM: Well can't Chris take you?
ME: No. Not really. His 6 months aren't up
MOM: Well what if I didn't know about it? *winks*

Haha so she lets us drive with him. So much fun, and then she goes and lies to my dad about it. Yay!

After spending 2845 hours in Blockbuster, we decided on Boat Trip. It was funny. Really funny. But there were alot of boobs...and girls doing jumping jacks...not so fun.

Gem just returned from brushing her teeth. She is sparkling like a peridot. Alright...we're out of here. Goodnight!

I have to thank Andrew Guerrero for the name Sonic Death Monkey. Thats the official name the band. Oh man, I can't believe how much it kicks ass. We'll be making shirts (they will kick ass as well, no worries)so if you want to preorder, go ahead. Oh ya, our band is like new wave pop meets rock. Think Postal Service meets...uhh...well I haven't decided.

Ok moms yelling. More later.

Watched Henry the V in English today which constitutes as the worst movie ever. No. No you're wrong. It blew. No the battle scenes were not cool.

Anyways, the only thing worse than that movie was watching "A Tale of Two Cities" in MUN. I don't even know what it was about so I can't really comment, but I'm pretty sure it was shitty.

Oh I went driving today in the beach parking lot. My mom won't let me drive on a road yet because I haven't quite mastered the art of turning into the correct lane. Minor details I say, but apparently no.

I recieved some sad news today. Justine got rid of her trampoline. "How could you get rid of our childhood?!" Haha fond memories of that trampoline. Kickboxing class, crack the egg, pine needle sweeping, pierre and caroline. Justine's trampoline...you will be missed.

I would be mad right now, but I just made chris an old school christmas card. I used elmers glue and construction paper and everything. I can't believe how much it rules.

Today I went to driving school with cody. I found everything to be pretty much irrelevent but I was just glad to finally be there. Then I went to Justines and we all exchanged christmas presents and ate yummy ravioli. Lets see then went shopping at Target and I spent around 20 minutes trying to figure out where they kept blow dryers. Finally found them and bought myself a new blow dryer. Does life get better?

Anyways then me kat and j went to Las Barcas and met up with some people there. We sat at our own table and then went home by ourselves. Haha but it was still fun. "haha remember when you showed me your sisters birth control pills?? hahaha you were like 'hey justine! look what i found today!'" Haha oh man that was fun. We came home and watched Bruce Almighty and slept and such.